Jurong Primary School 6E'10

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Happy New School Year! :)

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Riddles Answers (Week 3)

1) The other goldfishes cried so much that their tears filled up the whole bowl and the water started overflowing.
2) Stop imagining!
3) Zebra
4) Close your eyes.
5) No eye deer (no idea)

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Riddles (Week 3)

1) There were 3 goldfishes in a fish tank. When 1 of them died, the water started to get overflow. Why?
2) Imagine that you are trapped in a room without doors and windows. Four enemies are around you, pointing their guns at you, ready to shoot any time. How do you get out of the room alive? (The walls are bullet-proof and you don't know any way to protect yourself!)
3) Which animal is 100% female?
4) How do you clear a super messy and untidy room in less than a second?
5) What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Chinese New Year Celebration Timings, Bloopers and Mistakes

1. Opening speech by Mrs Yip - 11:08-11:16pm
2. Ji Nuo Wu by Chinese Orchestra - 11:17:32-11:21:01pm
3. The Spring is Here by Chinese Dance - 11:21:54-11:24:20
4. The 12 Zodiac Animals (Skit) - 11:26:14-11:32:27
5. Magic Show by Mr Chew - 11:34:36-11:43:55
6. Bai Nian 拜年, Feng Yang Hua Gu 凤阳花鼓, Cai Shen Dao 财神到 - 11:46:19-11:48:10, 11:48:40- 11:52:11, 11:52:29- 11:55:32pm
7. Lion Dance - 11:58:01-12:05:10
8. Finale sing-along songs - 12:09:07-~12.15pm

Bloopers:
"....without love you'll die" -------- Mrs Yip
"I am so clever!" ------- Aandy
"participate a race" ------- Aandy (should be participate in a race)
“dance" ----- Cherlene (should be skit)

Funny Moments:
"Why is it called a magic orange?" someone asks. "Coz I say so." ----- Mr Chew
Throws orange behind*, "disappearing orange" -------- Mr Chew
"7 of hearts" in the orange, "only smart people can see" --------- Mr Chew
Lynn ALWAYS comes out to adjust microphone everytime after a performance is over.
God of Fortune walks to every P2 pupil and shake hands with them.
Big Head Doll (大头娃娃) sitting with teachers at the back of the hall.
When the "lion" is "stacked up" by 2 people, the person at the top hangs his leg in mid-air.
"snake 5th" ----- Cherlene (should be 6th)
"pig dog is 11th" ------- Cherlene (should be 11th)

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Fire Drill Possibilities and Chances (look below for Riddle Answers)

11th February:

7.45-9.10am, 11.15-11.45am

12th February

7.45-9.10am

Riddles Answer (Week 2)

1. Dung (Dong)
2. To burst his pimples.
3. It has a silent 'P' (pee).
4. Santa Claus in the toilet
5. Stinky-winky

Friday, February 5, 2010

Fire Drill Possibilities and Chances

Conditions:
1. Sunny day (no rain)
2. No special activities/visitors
3. Field must be dry
4. Not during recess timings.

10th February (10%):
*7.45am - 9.15am
*11.15am - 12.10pm

11th February (50%):
*7.45am - 9.15am
*11.15am - 12.30pm

12th February (40%):
*7.45am - 9.15am
*11.15am - 12.30pm

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Riddles (Week 2)

1. What's brown and sounds like a bell?
2. Why did the giant buy a hammer?
3. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?
4. What goes ho ho, plop plop?
5. What do you call a dirty teletubby?

Monday, February 1, 2010

Riddle Answers (Week 1)

1. He wanted them to rest in pieces.
2. Beethoven's last movement.
3. 'A' flat minor
4. Stinkerbell
5. She ran away from the ball.

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